Police: Man Calls 911 Over Incorrect Sandwich

OH YEAAAAAH!!!!!!! IT'S A STORY OUT OF FLORIDA!!!!!!!!!

JACKSONVILLE, FL -- An unhappy Subway customer called 911 not once, but twice to complain to police that his sandwich was not made to his liking.

Reginald Peterson called the Jacksonville Sheriffs Office in hopes that police could have his sandwich made to his satisfaction.

A short time later, Peterson contacted JSO again to complain that police still had not shown up.

When police did arrive Peterson told the officer he had ordered two sandwiches, checked out, and then walked outside to find the subs did not have "everything" he ordered.

He told police he became "very upset" and "belligerent" because the employee making the sandwich was not doing it correctly.

Witnesses inside the store say Peterson eventually started screaming at everyone inside. When Peterson went outside to call police. Employees closed the store and locked the door to keep him from returning.

According to the report, the officer tried to calm Petterson and explain to him the proper way to use 911, but he would not cooperate.

Peterson was arrested and at his request the sandwiches were thrown away.

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Whizzinator Backfires for Man on Probation

JACKSONVILLE, FL -- One man let too much hang out during a trip to the bathroom.

Police say Timothy Harris, 28, went to use the facilities for a urine test. He's on probation.

Harris pulled down his shorts, and to his dismay a supervising officer spotted something non-anatomical.

The officer noticed Harris had a Whizzinator bag to help him pass the drug test.

For those not up on this type of technology, the Whizzinator is a prosthetic device, complete with heating pads, to hide samples of urine for test purposes.

The company even says its "foolproof."

Harris' Whizzinator is now evidence in the property room at JSO headquarters.

Harris is now in jail.

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