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Saturday, June 14, 2008

Iraq Is Safer Than Detroit? Reeeeealy Ann?

In her latest syndicated column, serial nutcase Ann Coulter calls President Bush a "great president" and predicts he'll go down in history as "one of America's greatest presidents."

She goes on to write that Bush has made this country safe by keeping "Islamic lunatics" busy fighting our troops in Iraq.

Taking a swipe at Detroit, she says "Iraq is safer than Detroit."



    So, lets recap the things that show that she is a fucking lunatic:


Exhibit A: When she states that President Bush is a "great president".

Exhibit B: Predicting that (President Bush) will go down in history as "one of America's greatest presidents."

and finally,

Exhibit C: When she says "Iraq is safer than Detroit."

Hey Ann, Iraq hasn't been safer than Detroit since the dictator (who was no immediate threat to us in the first place) was still in power. And one more thing... I know damn well you had your adam's apple surgically removed... you aren't fooling ANYBODY. Even George Will, a fellow backward conservative columnist like yourself, knows you are really a male:


Large blocks of text can be analyzed by software such as the Gender Guesser, giving a prediction of whether the author is a man or a woman.

At the time of writing, here's how some of Ann's Blog entires fared on the Gender Guesser. I have only included the informal writing results (appropriate for blogs).

Dec 5, 2007: They'll Never Forgive You (816 analyzed words)
Genre: Informal writing: Verdict: MALE

Nov 28, 2007: NYT: An Undocumented Newspaper (837 analyzed words)
Genre: Informal writing: Verdict: MALE

Nov 21, 2007: NYT: Suicide Manual for Dems (840 analyzed words)
Genre: Informal writing: Verdict: MALE

There appears to be a visible trend in Ann's writing.. The Gender Guesser isn't definitive; there is room for error, but it's not biased by politics or rage. The Gender Guesser, an impersonal piece of software, thinks Ann Coulter is most likely a man.

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