John McCain is paying for that sandwich with a check

John McCain wears sneakers with velcro

John McCain gets confused by his remote control

John McCain would remember where he put it if you would just shut up for a few minutes, Dolores

John McCain is winking at that blond mannequin in the store window

John McCain won't make phone calls during thunderstorms

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