Saturday, April 12, 2008

Newscaster Moved to Rhyme by Vanilla Ice Domestic Battery Arrest

Thing is, she had aspirations in the hip hop world. The perky blonde KTLA anchor thing is just a holdover gig until someone takes note. (She's already pulled down a couple of $100 prizes at local karaoke nights.) Vanilla Ice's arrest on domestic battery was just the in she needed. If you can make it all the way through this, then congratulations, you're officially desensitized. If you can't, at the end she attributes her Van Winkle adoration to growing up a "Florida girl." But you knew that.

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